The unauthorized, non-maritime use of sextants in our schools.

(n) an elongated and obscure period of time spent distracted on Facebook when the original intent was to merely check your messages.

The time period one waits for a response to a flirtatious text.

1. an Internet Era phrase used to communicate one's intent of purchasing or engaging in something.

2. colloquialism for yes

Similar to "Walk it off."

An appropriate response when conversing with sexually frustrated individuals who have no future mating prospects.

The amount of offspring you bring into this world.

A type of crying that can feel really good and really bad at the same time. The ugly cry can occur after a severe tragedy in one's life, or simply for no reason at all. You know you're doing the ugly cry when you lose COMPLETE CONTROL of all of the muscles in your face, start heaving and making awkward sounds (even though you are trying really hard to be silent), and start leaking fluids from every opening on your face from your hairline to your chin (yes, this includes the mouth). Without a doubt, by the time you are through with your ugly cry episode (if it was genuine) it will look as though you are a homeless person with pink eye who got punched a few times in the face and was hit my a monsoon; this is completely normal (and generally the time to call up a good friend).