The general state of mind characterized by complete ignorance about sex and human reproduction.

The 5% of a man's whiz missing the toilet, sprinkling over the toilet seat.

Subtly letting others now about how fantastic your life is while undercutting it with a bit of self-effacing humor or "woe is me" gloss.

A game where everyone in Congress refuses to agree on a deal to raise the debt ceiling until the last possible minute. It's like regular chicken, but instead of driving cars at each other, politicians are using the economy.

When you buy a bag of chips thinking that it will be full of chips but when you open the bag it's barely full.

When a woman officially declares a man to be in her 'friend zone'.

When the cooking time of food needs to be adjusted to account for a weaker or stronger microwave.