by B. S. August 29, 2007
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#1 There was an open bar but my boss was there so I could only get business buzzed.
# 2 We were slammed with TPS reports so we decided to crack open a couple beers and get business buzzed.
# 2 We were slammed with TPS reports so we decided to crack open a couple beers and get business buzzed.
by Joshtown March 6, 2010
The emptiness you feel in your stomach in the middle of the night, usually while watching commercials for pizza or Burger King.
Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy #2: Ughh man, I was watching this movie on TV, and then a Burger King commercial came on for the Whopper JR. I realized I totally had the midnight munchies and I just had to get 50 of them things.
Guy #2: Ughh man, I was watching this movie on TV, and then a Burger King commercial came on for the Whopper JR. I realized I totally had the midnight munchies and I just had to get 50 of them things.
by Bill Tregen March 6, 2010
When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.
by naterooni July 23, 2008
that two-planker is having a yardsale down there
by Eternity May 28, 2003
People who minimize their genius are self-deprecating. People who eulogize their ignorance are self-defecating.
by Chicagodmt June 11, 2009
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
by frothe March 31, 2008