Crosswalk Creeping

The act of slowing pulling one's car forward into the pedestrian crosswalk while parked at a red light, for the purpose of preempting a green light.
The driver in the Civic became so impatient with the long red light, he began crosswalk creeping to trigger the green light and ended up bumping Jason who was crossing the street to go to lunch.
by cgirl71 August 30, 2011
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naff

British slang, describes something that is stupid, lame or unpalatable.
That party was naff — they ran out of beer, and the people were way too uptight.
by Slinky January 21, 2005
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Eater's Remorse

The deep feeling of regret one feels after eating a large some of food, eating something unhealthy, or just eating in general.
I always suffer eater's remorse after thanksgiving, thinking of the pounds I'll have gained when I return to school.
by ElSaraness August 28, 2010
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poo pride

High esteem obtained through the sight of the length, girth, or quantity of one's poo. Poo Pride is often left unmentioned, unless one takes a photo, or pulls someone over to look into the toilet bowl to gaze upon the glory of the recently-dumped poo.
"Rate My Poo takes Poo Pride to new heights. Or is that lows?"
--MonkeyFilter
by Casual Observer 4565 April 04, 2006
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package stalking

When one constantly presses the refresh button on an online package tracking website to know up to the minute info on his or her package's delivery
Sorry I forgot to call you on your birthday mom. I fell asleep package stalking my sham-wow
by Joon Joon August 27, 2011
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Guilt Wave

The wave given by a driver who just cut in ahead of you in traffic or knowingly did something that is completely wrong on the road.
I was about to make a turn when this dude comes speeding by almost hitting me. He stopped at the last second and gave me a guilt wave.
by frag142 August 26, 2011
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meat sweats

To consume an obsene amount of meat resulting in perfuse sweating.
"I went to the brazilian bar-b-que restaurant, w/ 30 different types of meat, and got the meat sweats!!!."
by Telin October 27, 2003
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