Urban Dictionary

Getting down on one knee to speak to your invisible friend. Commonly used by athletes to thank the creator of the Universe for taking time out of his/her busy day to ensure you make a good play.

The rage one feels when people reply all to emails instead of replying directly to the relevant parties.

A binder or notebook hormoney, middle and highschool boys use to conceal errant erections or NRBs. If one cares to realize, use of a boner barrier is rather obvious due to the uncharacteristic way the binder or notebook is pressed against the crotch region.

When a beard-bearing individual is convinced that his facial hair looks great, regardless of how bad it may look to everyone else.

Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.

Euphemism for sleeping late.

Used in place of the expression, "knows it like the the back of his hand", implying one having an intimate relationship with the palm of their hand.

When you're woken up from a nap and your mental state of confusion resembles that of a drunken state.