A psychological state characterized by one's excessive push-in push-out of his or her retractable pen; due to stress or boredom.

A shortened form of "What the fuck do you mean?", largely used when the person using the phrase takes a comment in a negative way.

Someone who gets their ideas, opinions and values exclusively form society and from others as opposed to getting: an idea from within oneself; a value from a personal rational process; an opinion from an experience.

The period in a male's life, typically between age of 27-39 when he succumbs to republican ideology. Signs of repuberty include listening to talk radio, unprompted remarks about social programs such as welfare, professing a love for rich people and low taxes, ranking of other people's patriotism levels.

Masturbating before making any decision regarding females.

a fat animal, generally a pet (fat + animals = fatimals)

A tingling or numbness or a sharp, piercing pain shooting through the wrist as a direct result of engaging in pleasuring one's self while watching excessive porn.