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shower fluffer

when one's spouse or roommate takes the first shower of the day and gets the hot water running so for your shower the availability of hot water is immediate.
I love it when my wife is the first one up and is my shower fluffer. I don't have to wait for the hot water to kick in.
by Drewtopia February 12, 2009
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Moms

A respectful term for a parent (maternal), the supplement to pops
"Chris clean yo got damn room mother fucker"-Mother

"Quit sweatin me moms!"-Chris
by Lukeism May 18, 2010
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Smellucination

To 'smellucinate' - to imagine a smell that isn't actually there, as if to 'hallucinate'.
To experience a 'smellucination'.
"I thought I could smell weed, but it seems I was just smellucinating".
"I had a smellucination".
by Glennyboy August 4, 2007
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yellow carded

When a person does not wash their hands after urinating they receive a yellow card. Similar to a warning in sports.
Brent got yellow carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after whizzing.
by rpetras June 10, 2008
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kardash

A measurement of time totaling 72 days. Became popular after Kim Kardashian's highly-publicized marriage, which ended after 72 days. Listed as one of the up-and-coming words of 2012.
I'll see you in a kardash!!

My summer this year is only a kardash.

Their wedding lasted a few months, barely more than a kardash.
by metzler31 December 28, 2011
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marriage

What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want.
by raspberry (lust) muffin May 31, 2005
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You look tired

Showed up real early at a swim meet the other day, this guy says, "you look tired". What he meant to say was, "you look like shit".
by 713hdj August 27, 2011
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