Urban Dictionary

This is when you look skinny but you have an untoned body. a.k.a. the stomach area

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.

the complementary stuff with which you leave your dentist’s office: toothbrush, dental floss, etc.

When what you do for a living makes you want to kill yourself.

When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.

n. A status bestowed from one individual upon another exemplifying satisfaction anticipated from maintaining a relationship with that individual. This evaluation is highly subjective and typically reflects a great deal of personal preference. However, this term is usually used in situations where the relationship is not exclusively sexual (i.e., it is not used to describe a fuck buddy).

abbrev. "Sick minds think alike." It is a variation of GMTA.