I like to Fart and Dart in the grocery store. It's awesome to see the expressions when people walk through the cloud with their mouths wide open.
by RenegadeRebel January 14, 2007
At least two heterosexual men or 'bros' who cannot be mentioned without the other because they never leave each other's side.
"Hey! Did you see Jim today?"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"
by twalkerweb September 22, 2011
Person A: "WHAT THE HELL FACEBOOK, Y U ALWAYS CHANGE LAYOUT?"
Person B: "Shut the hell up and stop layout bitching."
Person B: "Shut the hell up and stop layout bitching."
by ZekeZ September 21, 2011
The conversation I had with my blind date was so unlightening that I practically fell asleep before the salad course.
by PanamanianWhiteMan September 20, 2011
by Great One May 13, 2005
by Bisto the Genius February 25, 2008
I was just going to rub one out, but I ended up masternapping for an hour.
Bob's been away from his wife for two days, so he went upstairs for a masternap.
Bob's been away from his wife for two days, so he went upstairs for a masternap.
by ScottNWDC June 09, 2011