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Someone who uses a speaker phone to feel like they’re important or doing some sort of important business even thought it’s for something stupid.
Mike hated talking to speaker phony customers. He couldn’t hear half the shit they said and, because they were only ordering pizza, he thought they could just pick up the phone instead of trying to shout at it from half way across the room.
“That guy was such a speaker phony. He called in to talk about his late fee and was 'too busy' to use the regular phone because he was playing x-box 360.”
“That guy was such a speaker phony. He called in to talk about his late fee and was 'too busy' to use the regular phone because he was playing x-box 360.”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Guy: Wanna hang out tonight?
Girl: I can't, it's Wednesday
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Girl: Ohh... um I had plans.
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Person 2: I'm still having wet dreams, IJS
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Person 2: I'm still having wet dreams, IJS
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Get the shift mug.The day after Easter Sunday when everyone has a surplus of hardboiled eggs. These eggs are often used up by making egg salad.
"I'm suffering the adverse effects of Egg Salad Monday".
"I'm out of town on Easter Weekend, but I think I can come by on Egg Salad Monday.
"I'm out of town on Easter Weekend, but I think I can come by on Egg Salad Monday.
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Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.
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