Duder 1: "So the other day I went into Foot Locker and saw a girl working there so I thought it was Lady Foot Locker, but it turns out it wasn't."
Duder 2: "Wow dude, thanks for that nowhere story."
Duder 2: "Wow dude, thanks for that nowhere story."
by westfalia December 16, 2009
Get the nowhere storymug. by Anonymous February 22, 2003
Get the Computermug. by Entropy156 June 23, 2010
Get the data encraptionmug. When you masturbate so much that when you try to do so again, all that comes out is a puff of smoke; a general fatigue of the genitals.
"I had a mean chicken-beating marathon all day yesterday and when I tried to rub one out this morning, I failed miserably; It seems I have, once again, been the victim of overjaculation."
by Rusty "BongPolish" Shackleford May 13, 2010
Get the Overjaculationmug. Duder 1: "Hey man did you get that pic I sent you this morning?"
Duder 2: "Fuck yea, that shit was a beast son! Thanks for shexting me that."
Duder 1: "There's plenty more where that came from."
Duder 2: "Fuck yea, that shit was a beast son! Thanks for shexting me that."
Duder 1: "There's plenty more where that came from."
by westfalia December 22, 2009
Get the shextingmug. The opposite of a Baker's Dozen where the customer receives 13 of a product for the price of 12; in a Banker's Dozen the customer receives 11 of the product for the price of 12
Hector was surprised to find only 11 glasses in his gift of 12 glasses that he received from the bank. Later, Hector learned that the Bank offers a Banker's Dozen in their gifts and products, in which they steal one item.
by KingOfTheStreets35 May 10, 2010
Get the Banker's Dozenmug. Getting down on one knee to speak to your invisible friend. Commonly used by athletes to thank the creator of the Universe for taking time out of his/her busy day to ensure you make a good play.
God couldn't save those children from starving to death he was too busy helping that guy score a touchdown. At least the playing is tebowing...
by OhYeahThatGuy October 30, 2011
Get the Tebowingmug.