Urban Dictionary, January 22: First world injury

First world injury

An injury mostly likely to occur in an advanced first world country due to the high standard of living.

Karma suffered a first world injury walking into a dumpster while tweeting on her smart phone.

by Pattrice April 15, 2012

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taxable

if someone meets your personal criteria for having sex with, he or she is 'taxable.'

I think he is so sexy, definitely taxable!

by Angie Pangie Bear January 13, 2008

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longversation

The quality of a conversation that is both long and rambling, without a fixed purpose and lacking in concision. Generally used in a negative sense.

The other day, Julia and I had such a longversation. I thought I could never leave!

by Josquind April 13, 2012

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Speaker Phony

Someone who uses a speaker phone to feel like they’re important or doing some sort of important business even thought it’s for something stupid.

Mike hated talking to speaker phony customers. He couldn’t hear half the shit they said and, because they were only ordering pizza, he thought they could just pick up the phone instead of trying to shout at it from half way across the room.

“That guy was such a speaker phony. He called in to talk about his late fee and was 'too busy' to use the regular phone because he was playing x-box 360.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

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Practical Friday

The result of a shortened school week, such as a four day or three day week. The day before the end of the short week is practical Friday. If the week ends Wednesday, Wednesday is practical Friday.

Guy: Wanna hang out tonight?
Girl: I can't, it's Wednesday
Guy: yeah we can! It's practical Friday!
Girl: Ohh... um I had plans.

by NNBUME April 10, 2012

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IJS

I'm Just Saying: Used to add emphasis, or express irony. Can also be used to express sarcasm. Can be used on the back of almost any sentence, IJS.

Person 1: how was that movie
Person 2: That crap was straight booty, IJS

Person 1: did you see the new guy
Person 2: I'm still having wet dreams, IJS

by nainai 22 September 15, 2008

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