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stock market

the fastest way to lose money
John: I tried my hands at stock market today.
Jane: That explains missing money from our account.
by amios December 7, 2010
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Order of the Broken Wrist

A man that is known to be gay.
Man #1: "Dude, Joe sure seems to get a lot of ladies."

Man #2: "Naw, not him. He is a member of the Order of the Broken Wrist."

Man #1: "No kidding? I thought he liked girls."
by rushing1 May 11, 2008
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phone-yawn

The act of taking out a cell phone from one's pocket or purse, resulting in other people in the vicinity taking out and checking their phones as well.
As Harriet pulled her cell from her pocket to check for new text messages, her circle of friends phone-yawned, pulling out and checking their phones too. Not Becky; she lost her phone at the club the night before.
by SpicyNachos January 26, 2011
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Turds With Friends

Playing the popular online game Words With Friends....while going to the bathroom.
Everytime I go to the bathroom, I bring my cell phone so I can catch up on my Turds with Friends games.
by albman February 29, 2012
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zing

An interjection commonly used after making a witty joke at someone else's expense while they are present.
Person 1: Your room smells like ass.
Person 2: That's because you're in it. ZING!
by LT5k April 3, 2003
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Stupid Tax

The cost associated with engaging in any form state sanctioned of long odds gambling, i.e. playing the lottery.
"stop paying stupid tax, you're never going to win the powerball."
by Joseph Milton August 2, 2007
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Apple Year

The amount of time it takes an Apple product to get old, from the day it is purchased. An Apple Year is usually less than one month, although it depends based on the product
I can't believe this! I bought the iPad just an Apple Year ago, and now they're coming out with a new one!
by imamac March 24, 2012
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