Reply All Rage

The rage one feels when people reply all to emails instead of replying directly to the relevant parties.
Jeremy was struck by Reply All Rage when the 3rd person he didn't know hit "Reply All" and spammed him with pointless and stupid comments in response to a group invite to a friends party.
by Tobemorie February 21, 2010
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boner barrier

A binder or notebook hormoney, middle and highschool boys use to conceal errant erections or NRBs. If one cares to realize, use of a boner barrier is rather obvious due to the uncharacteristic way the binder or notebook is pressed against the crotch region.
"Man, Jenny is looking pretty fine today, I'm thinking of asking her to the 8th grade prom."

"yeah, she can touch my digital pet any day of the week."

"::school bell rings:: Quick, throw me your notebook, I need a boner barrier."
by desperryado October 03, 2005
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Beard Goggles

When a beard-bearing individual is convinced that his facial hair looks great, regardless of how bad it may look to everyone else.

Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.
"Wow, have you seen Dave's beard? It looks terrible, I don't know why he won't shave that thing."

"It's because he has beard goggles right now, in his mind it looks great."
by TRON 2.1 December 07, 2009
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first nap of the day

Where's Deb? Her breakfast is getting cold.

She's taking the first nap of the day.
by some book May 22, 2010
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Used in place of the expression, "knows it like the the back of his hand", implying one having an intimate relationship with the palm of their hand.
Bob knows these back country roads like the palm of his hand.
by iluvmako December 04, 2011
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sleep drunk

When you're woken up from a nap and your mental state of confusion resembles that of a drunken state.
When that crazy bitch tried to crawl into bed with me, I was too sleep drunk to say no.
by trashleyy December 06, 2011
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Monitor Shopping

To look at all the things on a retail site without making a purchase.

You can look but you can't buy.
A: Ay, whatcha doing?

B: Monitor shopping on Asos.

A: Had to pay rent?

B: Yup.
by SociallyRetarded December 04, 2011
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