Urban Dictionary, January 12: Microsoft Minute

Microsoft Minute

A unit of time ranging in value from one realtime minute to several hours.

"Time to complete installation of Windows XP 37 minutes."
(24 minutes later)
"Time to complete installation of Windows XP 36 minutes. Did you know that Windows XP will speed up all your everyday computing tasks!"

by Anton Clarke January 29, 2004

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Splenda Daddy

A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.

She was all excited that she had finally landed a Sugar Daddy until he rolled up in his Accord. It was then she realized she had landed a Splenda Daddy, instead.

by WeeLittleBit February 14, 2005

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You know what we should do

A phrase usually uttered before a terrible idea.

Steve:You know what we should do?

Bill:No, what?

Steve:Build a castle, on top of a car. It's like a motorhome for kings!

by Hairinista April 23, 2012

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Instagram

Every hipster's favorite way to make it look like they take really classy pictures when really they are still using their phones. Yeah, you might look really cute/old school/vintage/retro, but it's still a cell phone picture.

Photographer: Hey man, look at this picture I took with my Canon 5D Mark II camera and edited in photoshop!
Hipster: No way man, look at this picture that I took on my phone with instagram! It's even better!
Photgrapher: *FACEPALM*

by Kaypea June 9, 2011

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get it

A phrase having many different meanings but usually "congratulating" someone else for something they've achieved (usually in the sexual realm but for pretty much anything).

A: "I just aced my physics exam!"
B: "Get it, girl!!"

A: "Why is Nicole smiling so much today?"
B: "You know she got some from Eddie last night!"
A: "Get it, Nicole! you better GET IT!"

by Choate's Diddy August 8, 2005

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