poo pride

High esteem obtained through the sight of the length, girth, or quantity of one's poo. Poo Pride is often left unmentioned, unless one takes a photo, or pulls someone over to look into the toilet bowl to gaze upon the glory of the recently-dumped poo.
"Rate My Poo takes Poo Pride to new heights. Or is that lows?"
--MonkeyFilter
by Casual Observer 4565 March 18, 2006
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package stalking

When one constantly presses the refresh button on an online package tracking website to know up to the minute info on his or her package's delivery
Sorry I forgot to call you on your birthday mom. I fell asleep package stalking my sham-wow
by Joon Joon August 25, 2011
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Guilt Wave

The wave given by a driver who just cut in ahead of you in traffic or knowingly did something that is completely wrong on the road.
I was about to make a turn when this dude comes speeding by almost hitting me. He stopped at the last second and gave me a guilt wave.
by frag142 August 24, 2011
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meat sweats

To consume an obsene amount of meat resulting in perfuse sweating.
"I went to the brazilian bar-b-que restaurant, w/ 30 different types of meat, and got the meat sweats!!!."
by Telin October 28, 2003
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condomplate

to contemplate whether or not a condom is needed in the heat of a sexual act.
1. Jimmy had some serious condomplating to do when he was having a hard time opening the condom wrapper.

2. While Jenny was waiting for Jimmy to open the condom wrapper she condomplated whether the condom was necessary or not, she was on birth control after all.
by heymon October 25, 2009
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wtaf

wtaf is he going on about??
by Bob Jones the Third December 19, 2006
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get an inbox

Derived from the expression "get a room." When couples constantly leave romantic, mushy or suggestive messages on each other's Facebook wall for everyone else to see, someone else may tell them to "get an inbox already" and carry on in private.
Sadie: I love you SO FUCKING MUCH ahhhhhhh Im gonna die from how much I love you <3 <3 <3

Ian: me too bby

Sabrina: holy shit guys, get an inbox
by hataraxia August 19, 2011
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