Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

weird part of youtube

the part of youtube where one encounters very odd videos, such as the retarded running horse, retarded dog, and drunk squirrel.
by mama luigi 9000 February 27, 2012
mugGet the weird part of youtubemug.

leap of faith

Having to use a public restroom (for #2) that has either no lock on the door to said restroom, or no lock on the stall you are using.
Dude,those tacos forced me to take a leap of faith in the can at the club.
by curtr July 3, 2006
mugGet the leap of faithmug.

pocket pool

To stick your hand in your pocket and scratch your balls.
"Hey, man, that girl's lookin' at you -- you better stop playin' pocket pool!"
by The Doctor December 12, 2004
mugGet the pocket poolmug.

Business Casualty

When someone wears business casual and it looks horrible.
The long dressy skirt and polo didn't look good together, it was a business casualty and tucking it in didn't make it look any better.
by MyAccount September 29, 2011
mugGet the Business Casualtymug.

Shmacked

To be so drunk or so high to the point of not being able to function.
"Man I was so shmacked last night I couldn't even say George Washington."

"I'm shmacked!"
by 12368kyl October 11, 2009
mugGet the Shmackedmug.

malapoopism

an act or habit of misusing words ridiculously, esp. by the confusion of words that illustrate that you are full of crap.
"All human beings begin their life as feces," is one of Bush's most famous malapoopisms.
by Thann January 21, 2007
mugGet the malapoopismmug.

pronoun panic

The state of embarrassed backpedaling following the accidental revelation of a party's gender through the use of a gender-specific pronoun. This slip abruptly ends a series of either gender-neutral phrasings or "pronoun lies." Generally leads to an ineffective self-correction, as there is no further lie that can provide a save. Restricted to certain languages, depending on the grammar of gender.
Pronoun panic interrupting gender neutrality:
Brittany: I just found out that it was one of our parents -- I'm not saying which -- who hit Fluffy yesterday, not a neighbor. They were on the phone while pulling out of the driveway and they weren't paying attention. But he feels so...I mean, THEY feel...
Brad: AHH I can't believe Dad killed Fluffy!

...and interrupting a lie:
Mark: Oh, you're going to Paris? My girlfriend and I went last summer and it was so romantic. She's fluent in French and she's always wanted to go, so I saved up and surprised her for her birthday. What great memories...one night, I took him -- HER...
Bill: Mark, we all know you're gay.
by atds November 14, 2009
mugGet the pronoun panicmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email