Urban Dictionary
Unwanted, non-personal email received from a family member, friend or colleague.
Granny spam has usually been forwarded several times and concerns such inane topics as childish jokes, dubious political propaganda, spurious computer security alerts or claims of monetary recompense in exchange for forwarding of said spam.
Subject lines are often of the form "FW: FW: FW: FW: bullshit"
Origin: Usenet, circa 1990-1999.
Granny spam has usually been forwarded several times and concerns such inane topics as childish jokes, dubious political propaganda, spurious computer security alerts or claims of monetary recompense in exchange for forwarding of said spam.
Subject lines are often of the form "FW: FW: FW: FW: bullshit"
Origin: Usenet, circa 1990-1999.
'granny spam', ... it's the kind of thing your grandmother, who has just discovered this newfangled internets thing, is likely to forward.
by mobius42 July 16, 2009
Get the Granny spammug. When you approach an Associate in a Big Box Store and request directions to an item or a department, the Associate will "guide" you to the location, using a very specific, walk style. They will walk in front of you and their pace is slowed down, similar to being the first car in a motorcade.
I was at the local Kohls and got lost looking for housewares. I asked an associate and they led me to the section. She immediately locked into her associate's walk and I followed like a lemming
by BigMac-NC October 24, 2009
Get the associate's walkmug. "Im so screwed for this test, I didn't study at all."
"Why not? We had all week!"
"Im a lightweight reader man, I never made it past section one."
"Why not? We had all week!"
"Im a lightweight reader man, I never made it past section one."
by Orionis70 March 18, 2012
Get the lightweight readermug. -Girlfriend: "I can never seem to get myself off with my left hand."
Boyfriend: "I guess you're not ambisextrous, then.
-Kyle uses a different hand to stroke himself each night. He is truly ambisextrous.
Boyfriend: "I guess you're not ambisextrous, then.
-Kyle uses a different hand to stroke himself each night. He is truly ambisextrous.
by Trotsky J Skills March 17, 2012
Get the ambisextrousmug. I took a qwerty nosedive this morning after working throught the night on that essay.
That raid took so long to finish, I kept qwerty nosediving in the middle.
That raid took so long to finish, I kept qwerty nosediving in the middle.
by r1gg4 March 16, 2012
Get the qwerty nosedivemug. Wear green. Go to parades and bars. Drink Guinness. Get snot hanging drunk. Act like an idiot. Blame March 17th.
"Man you are really hung over. And, you're wearing like 100 different kinds of shamrock pins and buttons... and a lot of green. What happened to you?"
"St. Patrick's Day happened to me. But I don't give a shite, cause I'm not in the band anymore, mate."
"St. Patrick's Day happened to me. But I don't give a shite, cause I'm not in the band anymore, mate."
by Anonymous January 23, 2005
Get the St. Patrick's Daymug. (Short for tranquilizer.)
1. A sedative, or the act of sedating.
2. Any chemical substance used for calming a human or animal through injection or ingestion.
1. A sedative, or the act of sedating.
2. Any chemical substance used for calming a human or animal through injection or ingestion.
n. "The TRANQs are kept in the emergency medical locker by the gauze."
v. "The bear was TRANQed so that officials could safely transport it back into the wild."
v. "You need to TRANQ out, man, it isn't the end of the world."
v. "The bear was TRANQed so that officials could safely transport it back into the wild."
v. "You need to TRANQ out, man, it isn't the end of the world."
by Caltha. March 21, 2004
Get the tranqmug.