leverage

A buzzword used by management and those who aspire to become management. It used to describe an advantage gained by using a tool. Later it became a term used to describe corporate debt. For example, a leveraged buy-out is one where the buyer has to borrow money in order to buy the other company.

After much mis-use, the word leverage no-longer describes anything or have any meaning to anyone who has ever worked in an office.

in business circles this word is most commonly used in place of the word 'use'.
Steve: Can we take this off-line, I'm hungry. I'm going to leverage a sandwich.
Paula: Great idea, I could also leverage some food.
Steve: Come on then, we can leverage my car to get to the sandwich leverager.
Paula: Good leverage, we should leverage your leverage so we'll leverage
Steve: Leverage
by thepreacher May 22, 2006
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Recyclopath

n. 1) A person who militantly engages in recycling and is so hostile to simply throwing away garbage, it borders on mental illness.
2) Pejorative for an extreme environmentalist
Leigh pees in a bucket and uses it to water and fertilize her garden--what a recyclopath!
by Marco Ramirez September 22, 2009
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Jeebus

Jeebus was born over 2000 years ago and started the religion of Crustianity. Jeebus Crust is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh.
Jeebus Crust is the savior of the one and only true religion, Crustianity.
by Spirit of Truthiness November 24, 2007
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Job Creator

Wow! look at that job creator driving his aston martin to get onto his private jet so he can go to his private island!
by westttttt July 20, 2011
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Thanksgiving Hangover

The result of eating too much on Thanksgiving, and feeling like shit the next morning.
Person 1: I have a major Thanksgiving hangover right now.
Person 2: Yeah, me too, I ate so much yesterday.
by MMW555 November 29, 2010
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thanksgiving

Only in America do have a Federal holiday to remember what we are thankful for, immediately followed by the largest shopping day of the year to max out our credit cards for the next holiday, Christmas.
Thanksgiving is not just a holiday but should be a state of mind all year long.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 18, 2007
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Youtube degree

A bachelor's level certificate that people award to themselves after they have deemed themselves to be experts in a particular field of study by watching various instructional and how-to videos on Youtube.
Ben: Whoa! That is NOT the correct way to put on cologne! You spray and then you walk into it.
Joey: Okay and since when did you become the expert on all things cologne?

Ben: Since last spring when I got my Youtube degree in cologne management.
by DinoDavid November 21, 2011
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