It's the finger(s) you purposely keep clean when you eat something messy so you could operate your touchscreen smartphone/tablet/GPS without making the screen look like your plate.
by jessenj January 23, 2012
Get the iFingermug. Lying on the back, waving your arms and legs to form the impression of an angel, in a pile of trash. Typically performed by drunks in New York
Vanessa's night ended when she fell over the pile of garbage on the curb and performed trash angels in the street til the cab arrived.
by Hawbaw January 24, 2012
Get the Trash angelmug. A person on the high school yearbook staff that is capable of rigging the 'best of' yearbook content.
Duder 1: "How the fuck did you win best eyes? I have way better eyes than you do!"
Duder 2: "Dude you know my girl is on the yearbook staff. Hella rigged them shits."
Duder 1: "That bitch is your yearbook insider? Damn, I demand a recount."
Duder 2: "Dude you know my girl is on the yearbook staff. Hella rigged them shits."
Duder 1: "That bitch is your yearbook insider? Damn, I demand a recount."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
Get the yearbook insidermug. When one’s economic situation has become so tenuous that their entire net worth is in the pockets of their jeans.
by perisor January 24, 2012
Get the 501kmug. Petri Douche: A place/location where a lot of douchebags are known to congregate.
A place that attracts and seemingly breeds chavs/douchebags/jackwagons/etc etc.
A place that attracts and seemingly breeds chavs/douchebags/jackwagons/etc etc.
Oh hell no I'm not going to Wetherspoons, that place is a petri douche!
Or: urgh why would you want to go to Las Vegas, that place is such a petri douche.
Or: urgh why would you want to go to Las Vegas, that place is such a petri douche.
by ameribrit January 10, 2011
Get the Petri Douchemug. A phrase that represents ones complete and total disregard of another's negative comment towards the original person.
*Guy 1 is walking down the street and passes Guy 2*
Guy 2: Why are you so ugly?
Guy 1: Haters Gonna Hate. *Keeps on walking*
Dude 1: Hey Fatty!
Dude 2: Haters Gonna Hate
Guy 2: Why are you so ugly?
Guy 1: Haters Gonna Hate. *Keeps on walking*
Dude 1: Hey Fatty!
Dude 2: Haters Gonna Hate
by WhyDoesUKGottaHateOnTheUS? August 19, 2010
Get the Haters Gonna Hatemug. (how i met your mother) marshall's ex-assistant
barney: "so, who's the eye broccoli?"
marshall: "my new assistant"
barney: "so, who's the eye broccoli?"
marshall: "my new assistant"
by kittycathy December 08, 2010
Get the eye broccolimug.