sleep drunk

When you're woken up from a nap and your mental state of confusion resembles that of a drunken state.
When that crazy bitch tried to crawl into bed with me, I was too sleep drunk to say no.
by trashleyy December 06, 2011
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Monitor Shopping

To look at all the things on a retail site without making a purchase.

You can look but you can't buy.
A: Ay, whatcha doing?

B: Monitor shopping on Asos.

A: Had to pay rent?

B: Yup.
by SociallyRetarded December 04, 2011
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moreplay

The postcoital acitivities that are performed after sex but resemble foreplay, may lead to more sex.
Who needs foreplay, when you can have moreplay.
by R-Honda August 12, 2008
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Honey Badger Limit

The point at which you no longer care or give a shit!

Reference the viral video of Randall narrating a video about the Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger who "don't care" and "doesn't give a shit" - just takes what it wants because it is a hungry bastard.
My relationship with Chris has really gone to shit. I've reached my Honey Badger Limit - I just don't give a shit anymore.
by SildogintheNatti May 02, 2011
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crocodile arms

When going out with peers to a bar or restaurant and nobody offers to pay the bill, hence they and yourself have the short arms of a crocodile.
It's kinda of a turn off when you go on a date with a girl and you got crocodile arms all night.
by jj3point2 November 30, 2011
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birthday card

A "card" which is "played" on one's birthday so the birthday boy or girl can get his or her way.
Blake didn't want to go out clubbing, but Erica played the birthday card and she felt obligated to go.
by Jakestar April 08, 2006
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Freeboobing

The act of not wearing a bra under a shirt. Analogous to freeballing, which is not wearing underwear for men.
Roxanne is not wearing a bra under her shirt, therefore, she is freeboobing.

Roxanne was freeboobing and her shirted tit almost poked out my eye.
by Icky Thump July 20, 2008
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