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Steak and Blowjob Day

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"

Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
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dental swag

the complementary stuff with which you leave your dentist’s office: toothbrush, dental floss, etc.
I think the hygienist likes me; she always loads me up with dental swag.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 15, 2011
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malemployed

When what you do for a living makes you want to kill yourself.
I re-edit text that has already been edited in India; I am so malemployed.
by Malemployee February 17, 2010
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brown carded

When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.
Brent got brown carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after laying an offering to the porcelain god.
by rpetras June 10, 2008
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relationship material

n. A status bestowed from one individual upon another exemplifying satisfaction anticipated from maintaining a relationship with that individual. This evaluation is highly subjective and typically reflects a great deal of personal preference. However, this term is usually used in situations where the relationship is not exclusively sexual (i.e., it is not used to describe a fuck buddy).
Claire: Matt is hott, but I can't stand talking to him; he is so stupid!

Jenn: Not relationship material, huh?
by lugnutwrench August 12, 2008
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SMTA

abbrev. "Sick minds think alike." It is a variation of GMTA.
Person One: I was just about to stab this fork into my rectum!

Person Two: Really? Me too! SMTA!
by lugnutwrench August 5, 2008
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rdc

abbreviation for 'really don't care'
when someone is boring you with useless information, or oversharing, simply reply 'rdc'
by statsman December 9, 2008
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