When you have been dating for 72 days

That feeling you get when your iPhone rings from someone actually "calling" you.

1) Harming one's self, usually unintentionally or without knowledge of doing so. 2) Similar to saying "you are only hurting yourself." 3) Similar to phrase "shooting yourself in the foot."

A mechanic's arm is what happens when you wank too much; one arm becomes more muscular than the other. Someone who lies on their back all day tightening nuts.

A term used to call in sick from work.

Expression of fear and awe at the wonderment of the animal kingdom.

to drink water directly from the faucet.