Never take an apartment within earshot of a convenience store, unless you like listening to nonstop troubabores.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 25, 2009

"Romney wants to eliminate President Obama’s Affordable Care Act, and stated that doing so will IMPROVE racial inequities in healthcare?! What a Mittconception - actually said that at the NAACP Annual Convention too!!"
"Mitt Romney says he's unemployed? Dude, that's another Mittconception. He has no idea what it's like to depend on a weekly paycheck."
"Mitt Romney says he's unemployed? Dude, that's another Mittconception. He has no idea what it's like to depend on a weekly paycheck."
by VGBaby July 19, 2012

Daniella used her fake glasses to successorize when going to work on Friday. Instantly her coworkers thought she looked smarter.
by CaseyLillet March 19, 2010

The new, exponentially emerging class rising up in America consisting of often over-qualified but unemployed persons.
by Dirty Branchez October 12, 2009

noun. Pants that use tough fabric (jeans, khakis) and constantly look like said wearer has a boner. Jeans show this the most, especially whilst sitting.
Mom: Wow, Jimmy, looks like the new boner pants are doing their job!
Son (blushing, covering pants with shirt): Yes mom... uh, they sure are.
Son (blushing, covering pants with shirt): Yes mom... uh, they sure are.
by Timmah, esq November 08, 2007

by Woletrap Nayr August 14, 2008

When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.
by Spong a Mong April 21, 2006
