The cost associated with engaging in any form state sanctioned of long odds gambling, i.e. playing the lottery.

The amount of time it takes an Apple product to get old, from the day it is purchased. An Apple Year is usually less than one month, although it depends based on the product

One who gets so high that he or she begins to speak in a foreign language.

Glamorous camping. Satisfying your craving for the outdoors and your penchant for a good meal, nice glass of wine, and a comfortable bed.

Similar to sleep apnea, though a patient continually wakes themselves up due to the severity of their fart.

Noun, botox when used on a straight male, usually something he doesn't want you to know about.

Some men use to prevent or erase wrinkles, while others use it to improve their impassive poker face.

The uncontrollable urge to conduct a Google search on any and every question, thought, concept, word or name that comes to mind, including new acquaintances, products and companies.