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poliitical schadenfreude

The pleasure experienced when a member of an opposed political party is experiencing embarassment or disfunction.
The Lewinsky affair generated much political schadenfreude within the G.O.P.
by Duckbutt January 1, 2004
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Gangnam Style

"Gangnam Style" is a Korean neologism mainly associated with upscale fashion and lavish lifestyle associated with trendsetters in Seoul’s Gangnam district (강남), which is considered the most affluent part of the metropolitan area. In colloquial usage, it is comparable to the English slang terms “swag” or “yolo”.
who needs food when you got gangnam style?
by Sylta August 17, 2012
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Lonelybooking

Adding status updates to Facebook, constantly, because no one is paying attention to one. Also, being alone in one's room in a house full of people, feeling lonely, and appealing to Facebook to feel validated.
Person 1: Crapsauce! John has texted me three times, and updated his status six times. He must be lonelybooking again.

Person 2: I'd talk to him, if he didn't lonelybook all the time. It's so annoying.
by ReverendDoctor August 29, 2012
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fuck you pay me

Reply to a dispute of debt. Common gangsta mantra. Meant to express the non-negotiability of debt.
"The place burned down? Fuck you pay me. Lightning struck? Fuck you, pay me. Slow business? Fuck you, pay me." -Ray Liotta, Goodfellas
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
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pawdicure

I took FiFi to the groomer to get a pawdicure; her nails were getting really long.
by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2011
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JetBlue Balls

When you fly somewhere for a girl and get rejected.
Jake flew down to Miami to make love to Samantha and found out she just liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from JetBlue Balls that weekend.
by icwish December 27, 2009
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poindextrous

To be able to communicate equally well with both nerds and normal people alike.
John is quite poindextrous because he is the company's tech dude that will drink you under the table while getting all the cute chicks in the bar.
by jennifer dietz May 9, 2008
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