hang under

When you havent had too much to drink the night before, and instead of ruining your morning, the restful sleep makes you feel better than normal when you wake up.
Yeah I just had 2 beers last night and went to sleep at ten, woke up with a great hang under.
by tmeador June 04, 2008
Get the hang under mug.

shower fluffer

when one's spouse or roommate takes the first shower of the day and gets the hot water running so for your shower the availability of hot water is immediate.
I love it when my wife is the first one up and is my shower fluffer. I don't have to wait for the hot water to kick in.
by Drewtopia February 12, 2009
Get the shower fluffer mug.

Moms

A respectful term for a parent (maternal), the supplement to pops
"Chris clean yo got damn room mother fucker"-Mother

"Quit sweatin me moms!"-Chris
by Lukeism May 18, 2010
Get the Moms mug.

Smellucination

To 'smellucinate' - to imagine a smell that isn't actually there, as if to 'hallucinate'.
To experience a 'smellucination'.
"I thought I could smell weed, but it seems I was just smellucinating".
"I had a smellucination".
by Glennyboy August 04, 2007
Get the Smellucination mug.

yellow carded

When a person does not wash their hands after urinating they receive a yellow card. Similar to a warning in sports.
Brent got yellow carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after whizzing.
by rpetras June 10, 2008
Get the yellow carded mug.

kardash

A measurement of time totaling 72 days. Became popular after Kim Kardashian's highly-publicized marriage, which ended after 72 days. Listed as one of the up-and-coming words of 2012.
I'll see you in a kardash!!

My summer this year is only a kardash.

Their wedding lasted a few months, barely more than a kardash.
by metzler31 December 28, 2011
Get the kardash mug.

marriage

What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want.
by raspberry (lust) muffin May 31, 2005
Get the marriage mug.