Piss Muting

When you piss on the side of the bowl of the toilet instead of the water to make less noise at night.
Mom: Johnny, if you're staying up late tonight be sure to mute your piss so you don't wake me up.

Another example:
Friend 1: Hey I have to piss. What if I wake your parents?
Friend 2: Dude just use Piss Muting.
Friend 1: Great idea why didn't I think of that?
by the way... August 11, 2013
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Hungs

A shortened way of saying one is hungry.
I am hungs
by That bengali from essex June 14, 2011
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thriftster

An off-shoot (or sub-culture) of the general hipster trend, but while most contemporary hipsters attempt to buy indie flavor by frequenting Urban Outfitters or American Apparel, a "thriftster" alternatively obtains said style by frequenting thrift stores or through general use of hand-me-downs. While shopping at the Salvation Army may have been included in the original definition of a "hipster," now that mainstream commercialism has caught onto the hipster fashion trends, the term "thriftster" must be adopted to differentiate those who appreciate used clothing and the ideals that come along with it from the ever-increasing group of trendy 20 and 30-somethings who are content to buy the massed-produced version of this clothing without asking how it got to be there in the first place.
"Linda, I love those thick-rimmed 50s-style glasses you're wearing! And you said you're not a hipster. Actually, now that I think about it, I think I just saw those at Wal-Mart."

"Actually, Chloe, I found these in my grandma's attic. Aren't they awesome? I was putting back her Christmas decorations."

"Ah! Jealous - you definitely need to teach me your thriftster talents."
by abeth26 December 15, 2011
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gynotician

A politician who feels more qualified than women and their doctors to make women's health care decisions. A combination of the words gynecologist and politician.
Republican governors such as Scott Walker and Rick Perry who impose draconian limitations on abortion clinics and attempt to limit access to HPV vaccinations, contraception and women's health care in general by shutting down Planned Parenthood clinics even though they do not perform abortions. They, and people like them, are gynoticians.
by BigAppleBucky August 07, 2013
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Friend surge

Adding a large number of friends or followers on social media in the hours after returning home from summer camp.
After returning home from camp, Anna experienced a Friend surge, gaining 32 followers on Instagram in one afternoon.
by Beth G August 06, 2013
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Sympathy Drunk

Someone who begins to act drunk when those around him/her are drunk but is not really intoxicated.
"Is she drunk? She's only like 15."
"No man she hasn't had any to drink at all; she's just a sympathy drunk"
by Don'tTreadOnMe August 02, 2013
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Like shock

When one gets many more likes/retweets/favorites on a social networking site than usual.
"Man I usually get about 10 likes, but that picture of my dog got 30. I'm like shocked"

"Did you see that girl whose hot now? She used to get a few likes, but now she's got like 50 on her prophile pic. Total like shock."
by Itsqaffletime August 02, 2013
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