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Eggnogling

To ogle or Eye fuck a stranger during the Christmas season.
I can't stop eggnogling that chick over there in the Christmas sweater.
by Heavysemi November 4, 2013
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Canine whipped

A household that is run by a pet. Specifically a dog. What the dog wants, it gets, and when it wants it. Typically the owners do not see the scenario at all and comment on their "wonderful pet". Outsiders and friends though can see the caos and true pecking order.
Friend says "man you are canine whipped". Similar term used for girlfriends and wives.

Examples for being "canine whipped" can include:

Get up multiple times in night to let dog out.
Dog will not come to you when you call it.
Dog sits in middle of road ignoring cars
Dog jumps out car window while car is moving
Have to drive car around road to exhaust dog so can catch it when it stands still
Relaxing walk with friend and dogs ends in running and yelling match to try and keep dogs under control.
by MtIronWalker September 18, 2013
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Dinner Sweats

When you hold in a poop at the dinner table so long that you start to sweat.
I was trying to be polite but was nerve racked by the dreaded Dinner Sweats.
by DrDinnerSweat March 6, 2013
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shit no bricks

An exhortation to be calm and take things in stride - akin to "get a grip" or "chill".
Well, the Republicans won the Presidency again, but shit no bricks, my fellow Americans, Socialism is on its way.
by dexter sinister November 27, 2013
mugGet the shit no bricksmug.

Constructophilia

A fetish involving a desire to engage in sexual activity with man made constructions. These may include, buildings, houses, towers and bridges.
Matt: Yo sally, have you heard about James and his constructophilia? He totally had sex with a bridge last night!

Sally: What the fuck.
by Bridgelover69 August 8, 2013
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Sleepy Bear Syndrome

The anger occurring after someone accidentally wakes you up during, or on the precipice of a nap.
My brother woke me up while I was napping today. I almost gave him the full wrath of my Sleepy Bear Syndrome.
by Mranonymous July 20, 2013
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Recliner Sit-Ups

The act of repeatedly leaning back on a recliner and leaning up again.
Tom got kicked out of that furniture store for doing recliner sit-ups.
by Atheistzilla July 17, 2013
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