Urban Dictionary
Someone who you know personally, and by the power of facebook turns into this magical philosopher, problem solver, visionary speaker and just a general complainer of life who doesn't know shit from clay and you know for a fact they are the stupidest dweeb ever!
Sue- "whteva btchs ihm sooo tuff and imma gt awn wif it . u cnt gt me dwn coz im strng. im nt fazd by u".
Me- "learn to spell you Facebook Shithead"
Jack- "I love life, I love all of you. Thank you world. Etc
Me- " This guys a total Facebook Shithead"
Me- "learn to spell you Facebook Shithead"
Jack- "I love life, I love all of you. Thank you world. Etc
Me- " This guys a total Facebook Shithead"
by The_Def_Master December 3, 2013
Get the facebook shitheadmug. What you become if someone walks close behind you to avoid getting hassled by charity collectors in the street.
"I had to use an innocent woman as a human charity shield on my way home from work to avoid the oxfam collectors."
by Swedge June 3, 2013
Get the Human charity shieldmug. You: "Wow, I really love our teacher."
Friend: "OoO someone's got the hots for Mr. T!"
You: "No, I just dadmire him."
Friend: "OoO someone's got the hots for Mr. T!"
You: "No, I just dadmire him."
by Dadmirer123 October 30, 2013
Get the dadmiremug. When a girl (or woman that thinks she is still a girl) wears booty shorts where both cheeks are hanging out. This is is not to be confused with well known phrase "two sheets to the wind" signifiying that a person is drunk.
by Deepthoughts July 22, 2013
Get the Two cheeks to the windmug. A syndrome, usually diagnosed in single people who are subscribed to any online dating service, characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness, a short attention span, and often hyperactivity, and interfering especially with ever maintaining a long and lasting relationship.
I met the most wonderful woman for drinks last night. She’s perfect. Smart, funny, sexy as hell. I think she may be the one… Oh wow! Dude you should see who just “winked” at me on Match. Oh I can’t wait to meet this one! Sorry…what was I just saying before? What? C'mon I don't have attention dating deficit disorder. I'm just picky.
by timbre December 12, 2013
Get the attention dating deficit disordermug. Sin City, Nevada, where people go in the hopes of winning it big, but usually end up just losing their shirts .
I just got a windfall settlement, but I ain't gonna blow it a Loss Vegas --- they say you're more likely to get struck by lightning than win the jackpot.
by QuacksO December 9, 2013
Get the Loss Vegasmug. Dancefloor banking is where drunken online banking is done to release money for the night. Always regretted in the morning.
by Jose Skofieldo December 9, 2013
Get the dancefloor bankingmug.