After an insult is made, make motion with hands similar to a basketball free throw and proceed to yell "count it" showing your superiority to whoever you just tooled on.

The liquor one hides in a couch (and throughout the house) while pretending to be sober

That which occurs when you wipe after evacuating ones bowels only to find that there is no excrement on the paper.

People often confuse this word with figuratively.

The time after the pointless teen years in which a young person develops what are called "standards" and "morals." It is a time in which eyes are opened and "The Truth" suddenly becomes clear.

Usually beginning when one enters college, said young person reads deep literature, searches for the meaning of life, and listens to college radio, all the while secretly becoming even more confused than when he/she was an lame 16 year old.

The Post-Adolescent Idealistic Phase usually entails naive 18-20something year olds upholding hopeful, yet unrealistic morals. Often, utopian dreams can be confused for "The Truth."

After the phase has ended, the young person must beware becoming highly hypocritical and/or jaded once life has slapped them around a bit.

A hug given as an unavoidable social grace even though one or both people engaged in the hug hate each other and would not willingly hug if they were alone. Characterized by being a very fast and "going through the motions" hug with as little contact, duration, and eye contact as possible.

A person that can produce their phone with lightning speed and return a text message almost instantaneously.