A BlackBerry Storm or similar BlackBerry phone that is trying to compete with an Apple iPhone. It doesn't quiet measure up.

a person who is sexually attracted to people with glasses

related: sapiosexual, geek freak, naughty librarian

When a parent (usually the father) will hold back their child from starting kindergarten for a year solely for the belief that an extra year of physical development will pay off athletically once the child is in high school ten years later.

When you put a beer bottle in your mouth, and keep your mouth wrapped around it all day.

a quick method of cleaning by taking a wet wash cloth under "each wing" and "the tail"; meaning the armpits and the crotch region

A self imposed period free from masturbation. Often employed by single men as a strategy to improve productivity at work and in other life pursuits. Regularly used in conjunction with a set end date or target time frame. Should be used with caution as is considered by many to present considerable health hazards.

Someone with a crusty or cellulite forehead.