by AwkwardCookie April 16, 2013
Get the monopenis mug.When you are trying to explain one of your deep thoughts to your friend and your friend switches subjects to talk about a completely random and pointless topic.
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by Miller Bro January 19, 2013
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by Ares Gunther December 29, 2008
Get the you must be fun at parties mug.To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both. The term is derived from the extreme inebriation most commonly experienced by white females between age 17 to 27.
by daluved1 May 22, 2010
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- James: "I saw Zac Efron horizontal peeing in the trailer for that movie That Awkward Moment and decided to give it a try."
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by the fuuuuck? January 08, 2014
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