Urban Dictionary
Child: What are these balloons doing in your bottom draw mummy?
Mother: Those are mine and daddy's adults chewing gum, the mint in them is too sting for little kids.
Mother: Those are mine and daddy's adults chewing gum, the mint in them is too sting for little kids.
by Ellllllleyep March 22, 2014
Get the adults chewing gummug. by intertext9 March 18, 2014
Get the technocampingmug. Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. While few human males are sufficiently well-endowed and/or flexible enough to perform the frontbend required, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion or yoga may make it possible for some. Fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penises.
by Sean Mooney November 10, 2006
Get the Autofellatiomug. In today's economy, this word is quite handy when describing those who are currently without a job, jobless, or unemployed. This large group of people may or may not be receiving monthly benefits. They might be actively seeking work and honing in on their resumes or interviewing skills. More often than not, one can assume that they are glued to their couches in sweatpants, watching daytime television.
The employmentally challenged woman slept until 11 a.m. and then pretended to search for jobs on Craigslist, while spending hours and hours on Facebook.
by 30 and Unemployed April 24, 2010
Get the employmentally challengedmug. 
when after having sex with a person one starts to feel shame, disgust, or regret regarding the sex act and wishes they hadn't commited it
Upon waking up next to a donkey, still hung over, Jim starts to remember last night's events and has a serious case of fucker's remorse.
by daring debby June 16, 2011
Get the fucker's remorsemug. similar to the resting bitch face. when a guy just looks like an asshole but hes actually a nice guy with a face of a complete doucher
by 2B41 February 28, 2014
Get the resting douche facemug.