mom: David, go do your homeowrk,
David: get off my planet, i am going to Adam's house.
mom: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic
David: get off my planet, i am going to Adam's house.
mom: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic
by Sexydimma January 06, 2014

by truck drivin jim April 09, 2009

A person on any type of online gaming voice chat, whose voice is really high, resulting from not going through puberty yet, or their voice cracking alot. Typically ages 6-14. (yes, 6 year olds play COD)
Squeaker: *high voice* God dammit! Why did you kill me?
Normal person: Go to hell, squeaker shit.
Squeaker has left the game.
Normal person: Go to hell, squeaker shit.
Squeaker has left the game.
by bobertdupp June 17, 2013

Dad:"Would you rather me be fat and happy? or skinny and cranky?"
Mom:"Fat and happy"
Little girl at school:"My Daddy is Fappy"
Mom:"Fat and happy"
Little girl at school:"My Daddy is Fappy"
by M-Dizzle Fo Shizzle April 12, 2006

The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.
Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.
Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay
Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay
by eeemma_aras January 21, 2009

A Facebook friend that gives up their 'likes' almost indiscriminately. Typically they will 'like' almost any post you make, regardless of how mundane or 'unlikeworthy' it actually was.
Steve: "Hey man check it out, Laura 'liked' my status from last night about me coming in 17th place in that bowling competition! I think she wants the D."
Joe: "Calm down bro, she's such an easy like."
Joe: "Calm down bro, she's such an easy like."
by wxflurry October 30, 2013
