1.) Similar to premature ejaculation, but occurring even sooner.
2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.
2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.
1.) Bob was so horny, he preemptively ejaculated at first base.
2.) Preemptive ejaculation will keep you from doing something stupid on your first date with Brandy.
2.) Preemptive ejaculation will keep you from doing something stupid on your first date with Brandy.
by daveroust August 14, 2011
by Zachhyyy Whackeyy November 22, 2014
English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.
Child - Mom, you were supposed to pick me up from school at 3:30 today.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.
by paleoderek November 20, 2014
A Metro-sexual who has the need to hold on to some outdoor based rugged-ness, thus opting to keep a finely trimmed beard.
by Adam Mateljan February 27, 2008
by stiger April 20, 2003
by uyKing23 March 06, 2009
Steve: "I'd like an eighth of that"
Chris: "Here you go"
Steve: "What's the damage?"
Chris: "Forty dollars"
Chris: "Here you go"
Steve: "What's the damage?"
Chris: "Forty dollars"
by chicagoman619 November 13, 2014