Friendscaping

The act of trimming ones friends lists in various social media sites.

A special occasion recognized by the Google homepage. Google traditionally commemorates the event with some kind of doodle. Sometimes its an actual holiday like Valentines day, Chinese New Year, or Independence day for another country. Sometimes its an obscure reference to someone who died over a century ago.

People who smoke crack with their favourite politician.

Grab a drink or smoke a cigarette

A thought that you believe to be true. The "facts" are completely fabricated and are supported by zero empirical evidence whatsoever. The only qualifier is that you believe the fact to be true.

A Facebook friend that gives up their 'likes' almost indiscriminately. Typically they will 'like' almost any post you make, regardless of how mundane or 'unlikeworthy' it actually was.

The day on which you give in to your computer's non-stop reminders and install lots of updates at once. No work may be done on the computer on this day, hence it being a "Sabbath."