chicagoman619's definitions

Pussy whipped

A man who gets pushed around by his wife and kids. A man who does chores and gets allowance from wife. A man who does projects during football games.

"Hey you see what Mike is doing"

"Yeah he's building a chair during the Bears game"

"Yeah he sure is pussy whipped"

by chicagoman619 January 25, 2014

Testing the mic

During missionary position when you bang your dick on the outside of a girl's pussy before pentration

"No conversation exists because the girl is already moaning" -testing the mic

by chicagoman619 July 8, 2014

Stoner movies

Movies that overexaggerate the effects of prolonged marijuana use. Movies like Half Baked. Movies you watch when you're stoned.

"Harold and Kumar are good stoner movies"

by chicagoman619 July 8, 2014

White Russian

A drink made by guys who pretend they're experienced drinkers.

My neighbor made White Russians all the time.

by chicagoman619 July 8, 2014

Give me a minute

Get off my back, whatever, I'll do it whenever, I'll be there whenever. All those things are what give me a minute means.

Evan:You gonna hit the bong?

Chris:Yeah give me a minute.

by chicagoman619 July 24, 2014

Junkyard Special

A multicolored car like a blue and purple door, a green hood and a black bumper/A car that is made from parts of other cars found at the junkyard

"What a dumb looking car"
"Which one?"
"The car over there that has two different colored doors"
"Oh, it's called a Junkyard Special, made from parts from other cars"

by chicagoman619 November 1, 2014

What's the damage?

Means how much does it cost, how much do I owe you.

Steve: "I'd like an eighth of that"

Chris: "Here you go"

Steve: "What's the damage?"

Chris: "Forty dollars"

by chicagoman619 November 13, 2014