Junkyard Special

A multicolored car like a blue and purple door, a green hood and a black bumper/A car that is made from parts of other cars found at the junkyard
"What a dumb looking car"
"Which one?"
"The car over there that has two different colored doors"
"Oh, it's called a Junkyard Special, made from parts from other cars"
by chicagoman619 November 01, 2014
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White Russian

A drink made by guys who pretend they're experienced drinkers.
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What's the damage?

Means how much does it cost, how much do I owe you.
Steve: "I'd like an eighth of that"

Chris: "Here you go"

Steve: "What's the damage?"

Chris: "Forty dollars"
by chicagoman619 November 13, 2014
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Pussy whipped

A man who gets pushed around by his wife and kids. A man who does chores and gets allowance from wife. A man who does projects during football games.
"Hey you see what Mike is doing"

"Yeah he's building a chair during the Bears game"

"Yeah he sure is pussy whipped"
by chicagoman619 January 25, 2014
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Testing the mic

During missionary position when you bang your dick on the outside of a girl's pussy before pentration
"No conversation exists because the girl is already moaning" -testing the mic
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Yeah I know

Usually said when a person knows the person speaking to them is right but is usually unwillingly to change. It is more or less a way of agreeing so the person no longer reminds them
You really need to start eating healthier

Yeah I know
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Give me a minute

Get off my back, whatever, I'll do it whenever, I'll be there whenever. All those things are what give me a minute means.
Evan:You gonna hit the bong?

Chris:Yeah give me a minute.
by chicagoman619 July 25, 2014
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