rigor mortgage

The feeling that sets in when you realize the value of your house is approaching zero.
How do you feel about the halted construction in your neighborhood?
I'm stiff with rigor mortgage.
by Robopoet February 22, 2008
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Party Boobs

When a woman has her breasts surgically augmented and proceeds to display them in low cut tops, tight tops and without a bra as much as possible for every occasion.
Sue: "Oh no, do you see how low cut that top is? She is leaving nothing to the imagination!"
Jane: "Oh girl! She's got her party boobs out!"
by IreneIsNotMyName October 31, 2014
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E-bola

something people chant while running through the hallways at my school. It is sung just like the Ri-cola commercial
John: *coughs*

Everyone in room: e-bola!!!!!!
by GrandWizardMan123 November 01, 2014
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maintenance strokes

What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.
I was doing maintenance strokes with porn running in the background while browsing 4chan.
by home movies October 31, 2014
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asf

I need to cuddle with someone right now because I am cold asf!!
by dmruso November 25, 2010
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droning

Flying a drone or UAV (unmanned aerial vehicle) for recreational purposes
How was your weekend?

I just came back from rafting, kayaking, zip lining and droning!
by tsog83 October 26, 2014
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Alex from Target

Alex from Target is a hardcore pimp who recently gained fame as an Instagram sensation for reasons beyond the comprehension of any sane person.
Alex from Target bagged my bags when no one else would.
by 2talltman November 03, 2014
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