Urban Dictionary

Guy: We ain't having sex right now. I haven't showered once on this camping trip.
Girl: Don't worry about it, my goose cheese will even the score.

"I wear gold on my eyelids because i'm glitter af."
quote used from a video

"I think he's Narcisexual. He's never slept with anyone and he said he masturbates all the time."

Example of someone hashtalking: "They accepted my application! hashtag-boom. hashtag-slay!"

Batman isn't a vigilante, he's just transoccupational.

I can tell he has Bull balls cuz his package is HUGE!!

Alyssa: I told the shrink that I feel like a wild animal trapped in a human body, and she said it sounds like classic species dysphoria.
Jacques: I know I was meant to be a dolphin. Why did I end up a sexy human instead?? Species dysphoria sucks.
Jerry: If only I'd been born a bird, I wouldn't have to spend so much money on flying, parachuting, hang-gliding, sky-diving and base-jumping. Damned species dysphoria.