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Text soaked

A relationship based solely on text messages to the extent that in-person interaction is awkward. Common in online dating situations.
We texted everyday for two weeks, she was flirty and funny, we got along great, but we tried meeting in person we were all text soaked. It was weird and awkward trying to talk
by HandsomeHair July 13, 2015
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Dot Watching

Verb. The desperately intense observation of your smart phone screen message thread, as you wait in hope for a reply from someone you are romantically engaged with.
by hc88 July 15, 2015
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Puncher's Chance

It's a boxing term. It means that though you may be outclassed by your opponent, if you land a good punch, you can win.
Bob was down in the polls, but if he did well in the debate, he'd have puncher's chance of winning the election.
by BrianSnat July 15, 2015
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a and r

Assault and Robbery or Against persons and Robbery is category of crime. It's a lingual abbreviation used by police or law enforcement.
- " I had a four man team for a big grab and lost one to smokies. I came looking to replace him. If you're still a badass!
- " I don't do A and R, man. No fucking bank job."
by dreamine July 10, 2015
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Faceremorse

The moment after posting something inflammatory or militant on Facebook that you immediately regret. No matter how quickly it is deleted, people have screenshots.
"Did you see her post about last night?"
"No, she must have deleted it in a fit of Faceremorse"
"Don't worry, here's a screenshot"
by MADmansMetalHarmony July 11, 2015
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I'm Batman syndrome

When Batman fans try to rationalize that Batman would beat any other super hero because he is Batman and nothing more, when realistically any other super hero would strangle Batman with his own asshole.
"Batman would totally beat super man cause he would like totally have a back up plan, even with his powers."
obviously suffers from "I'm Batman syndrome"
by conman4618 October 31, 2014
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eye cabbage

"the boys nice!"

"shoosht mate thats eye cabbage"
by hollie.c January 7, 2008
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