A friendship, most often between a man and women, that you do everything that you would when dating, but without romantic or sexual behavior. Many people assume the two of you are dating when in public. Note: Neither party wants something more out of the relationship.

On my way to steal your girl.

When someone or something, is acting asinine.

The fear of Santa Clause watching you sleep, breaking into your home and giving you gifts.

A gift from someone that isn't name-brand or quite what you were expecting. The name is due to the fact that usually, grandmas are not up to speed on what is popular. This is usually not good, but sometimes, it turns out ok.

When you want to bake everything, but can't decide on anything.

when you go to your morning yoga class still drunk from the night before