Slow as bread

Expression used when something is taking a long time. Actually goes back to Biblical times when Jesus was handing out bread but he kept talking and talking and finally when everyone had their bread everyone was like "Jesus is slow as bread" and Judas was like "Let's kill this guy"
by dinodianne January 03, 2015
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sidedick

Synonym of "sidechick" but for a girl. A guy who a slut is currently being boned by along with a number of other guys, or sidedicks. A guy with whom a girl regularly cheats on her boyfriend with.
I've seen that girl talk to seven of her sidedicks tonight.
by MakeAmericaGayAgain September 03, 2011
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shaved my balls for this

Phrase used to describe a disappointing situation. Like you got all excited for it and it wasn't all that great.
You: This party sucks!
Me: Yeah, I don't know why I shaved my balls for this!
by Some wiseman January 02, 2015
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Year

12 months of absolute hell and fuckery
TV: -Ball drops-
Everyone: WOOT WOOT ET IS YEAR 2014
Person 1: -sarcastic- yay, another 12 months of fuckery and hell
by EnderWright December 28, 2013
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Carpal Tinder Syndrome

Dull pain in wrist and thumb from swiping left so much.
I got the Carpal Tinder Syndrome from all the hags in my area.
by JS4NE1 December 30, 2014
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freestyle

To make up a rap as you go. Could be a battle, a poem, or just a rap.
I sit here spittin weird on this teen geared urban dictionary/
hopin the votes of my definition hit high notes like a canary/
So don't lose your skill and become sick and senile/
And as long as it ain't prewritten its kickin a freestyle/

By Me three seconds ago
by Jake December 19, 2003
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friends with penalties

A friendship, most often between a man and women, that you do everything that you would when dating, but without romantic or sexual behavior. Many people assume the two of you are dating when in public. Note: Neither party wants something more out of the relationship.
How long have those two been dating?

They aren't.
Is he at least getting some?
No, they are just friends with penalties.
by heylookatthat December 25, 2014
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