by Jzman111015 April 01, 2018
"This place looks like a bull has stormed through it"
"Where the lie tho?"
"That guy looks like Obama"
"Where the lie tho?"
"They sing like a frog in blender"
"Where the lie tho?"
"Where the lie tho?"
"That guy looks like Obama"
"Where the lie tho?"
"They sing like a frog in blender"
"Where the lie tho?"
by SophayLavender June 02, 2015
by MeMahDude April 01, 2017
I don't want to eat there: it's a smackdonald's.
by MoonsOverMyJammies October 09, 2015
Moey: “yo bro have you seen the new tns in footlocker, they released them today!”
Ali: “no”
Moey: “brooooo there sooooo niceeee”
Ali: “yeah”
Moey: “damn man why you so one worded?”
Ali: “lmao I’m not”
Ali: “no”
Moey: “brooooo there sooooo niceeee”
Ali: “yeah”
Moey: “damn man why you so one worded?”
Ali: “lmao I’m not”
by Alisaidnahworray March 28, 2018
the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you're wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.
mother: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna put the cereal first-
mother: *already as dialled 911 and the military force*
mother: the police are on their way due to you not knowing that pouring the milk first is the right way and will guide you to enlightment
child: yeah, and i'm gonna put the cereal first-
mother: *already as dialled 911 and the military force*
mother: the police are on their way due to you not knowing that pouring the milk first is the right way and will guide you to enlightment
by begone, bigot thot March 25, 2018
Jason: ‘I’ve just turned 30, I need to go on the show Married at First Sight’’
Andy: ‘Nah mate, you just have itchy thirty feet’.
Andy: ‘Nah mate, you just have itchy thirty feet’.
by The piney of five March 26, 2018