Short for wookie. Plural: wooks. The dirty, vagranty variety of hippy. Almost always unemployed, following around jambands or festivals, and ripping people off. Known more for their tactics than their beliefs (unlike the more respectable hippy).

A word used to describe the act of shitting by a female.

Showing a higher magnitude or degree of being the asshole in a situation.

Using email or text message to cancel or change some commitments; instead of calling or in person.

A time (preferably during work hours) when one uses the bathroom to drop their load (or just look up memes on the internet).

Low avocado presence in blood. Occurs mostly within the white population of California, and various other hipster paradises. Side effects include; anger, crankiness, a general sense of anxiety, and starvation.

To 'read' is to harshly critiqued/insult someone with your quick wit. To 'read for filth' is to really lay into someone and verbally (and often humorously), tear them apart.