Golden Donald

It's what they call a golden shower in Russia.

When I asked the hooker to piss on me she said it would be $50 extra for a Golden Donald.

by Bergey Bowler January 24, 2017

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Clout chaser

A person that only hangs with certain people or starts beef with people to gain popularity

Don't mess with him, he a clout chaser"

by Jenko41 November 19, 2016

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robocoitus

Simultaneous masturbation while utilizing a video chat application. Also referred to as Skype sex

I won't see her for a month. It's a good thing she's comfortable with robocoitus.

by Deuce Dictator April 11, 2018

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Rageswiping

When you are frustrated but your boyfriend/girlfriend and get on tinder to swipe to relieve your anger

John: What are you doing on Tinder, Jason, I thought you had a girlfriend?
Jason: Yeah dude, but she’s been pissing me off today, im just cooling off with some rageswiping.
John: I gotcha man, we’ve all been there.

by loquaciousbuffalo April 11, 2018

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Just wondering

Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.

Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."

by mattyp1108 September 10, 2011

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resting moron face

A person, man or woman, whose usual facial expression makes them appear foolish and lacking common sense or intelligence.

Robert isn't as stupid as he appears., he just suffers from resting moron face.

by Epic Dick April 09, 2018

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DO NOT CONGRATULATE

What is said to someone when not to do something, but it is done anyway

I told You, DO NOT CONGRATULATE that idiot

by BagOfGroceries April 08, 2018

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