A common prank resulting in the victim attempting a blind-folded situp and encountering the perpetrator's ass at the apex of the situp.
Bart wanted to impress his friends with his ability to achieve at least one situp while resisting the force of a towel pinning his head to the ground by a buddy. Before he knew it, his nose was cheek deep in ass and he realized he had actually performed a shitup.
by white polo and jeans July 27, 2012

My boss lives up in Greenwich and is freaking out over finding a new nanny. That is some serious RPP.
by Big_Kat October 09, 2013

In order to preserve evidence integrity, Mueller used a taint team to execute a warrant against Michael Cohen—bringing him one step closer to a courtroom.
by Uncle Joosie June 10, 2018

by My Milkshake July 08, 2009

by CX88 June 06, 2018

Woman 1: “Are you attracted to women?”
Woman 2: “no, except Beyoncé”
Woman 1: “So, are your bisexual?”
Woman 2: “No, I’m BEY-SEXUAL”
Woman 2: *Proceeds to go through Bey’s instagram feed, listen to lemonade on repeat ,and curse Jay-Z
Woman 2: “no, except Beyoncé”
Woman 1: “So, are your bisexual?”
Woman 2: “No, I’m BEY-SEXUAL”
Woman 2: *Proceeds to go through Bey’s instagram feed, listen to lemonade on repeat ,and curse Jay-Z
by Girl who will run the world :) June 07, 2018

by Bookworm February 02, 2005
