A person who performs self gratification in a public forum or on social media by liking their own comments or posts.

Noun. Using social media sites such as Twitter to manage foreign relations and conduct diplomatic discussions publicly.

malevolent and ill-advised

The sudden response to something sad happening. This sadness can go from mildly inconveniencing to a tragedy of some sort

Used as an explanation as to why you are requesting something when you don't want the people to know why. The more sinister your statement sounds in context, the better.

To disappear from known existence.

The point in a relationship where one first farts in front of the other