fb shitting

Scrolling through the Facebook newsfeed while sitting on the toilet
You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit fb shitting and come out.
by Madix85 June 01, 2018
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mammograph

A celebrity signature written on a female breast, usually with a "Sharpie" brand marker.
Julie got a mammograph from DJ Tom on her left boob last night.
by Word Puppy January 29, 2007
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textrovert

1. One who feels an increased sense of bravery over texting, as opposed to in person.

2. One who will often only say what they really feel over text messages.
Kelly: "So how'd the conversation go with Bill last night?"

Wendy: "Ah he's such a textrovert. We didn't make any progress until I went home and he spilled his guts over texts."
by Natale S June 06, 2008
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let me run a visa

When you are purchasing drugs on credit and not paying with cash
Hey fam let me run a visa for that eighth
by Tommy Spoonz Chicago May 22, 2018
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Put a G on it

When she said no one uses one pen, he said "Put a G on it," confident that he would make some money.
by pseudonym634981 May 29, 2018
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The book off

The act of getting a book out on the train, tube bus or plane in order to avoid talking to the person next to you. Substitutes include a newspaper, phone or iPod.
Person one: "Blablabla isn't the weather terrible blablabla"
Person two: (gets book out thus giving Person one "The book off")
Person one stops talking.
by 0xxMillyxx0 September 20, 2009
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Shoulder Dancing

Rhythmic movement from only the shoulders up, including swaying, popping, and bouncing. Often done while seated.
She got so excited when her song came on that she started shoulder dancing.
by CDenk May 27, 2018
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