A person under the influence of any substance that makes their ramblings sound like they are heavily under the influence of hash
I started talking to some wasted chick at a party. Wasn't sure what she was saying, but I realized she was a hashtalker
by mystery shopper #4 February 25, 2015

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.
Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks
by shawn..do..me..now... December 28, 2005

an egirl is a species of emo usually found on tiktok but commonly spends time on tumblr. can be found wearing pink eyeshadow with a large wing, little hearts under the eyes and a blushed nose. normally wearing some type of shirt from urban outfitters over a longsleeve striped shirt. commonly found doing the me!me!me! dance but has probably never seen it before.
by ellisøats January 28, 2019

A boy that probably skates, has his nails painted w rings, wears beanies, maybe has a cute egirl girlfriend, always wearing vans and long sleeves or hoodies under tshirts, their hair is sometimes parted down the middle. They basically only exist on the internet unfortunately but we can still appreciate them on instagram:(
by russ is annoying February 05, 2019

When a group of knob heads gather to wreck their cars by spinning around in circles, usually done by joy riders from west belfast and little boys who think twin (tin) cams and old beemers as old as the hills are cool
by diffin is for losers August 19, 2008

A silent fart released whilst in bed with your partner, that you were hoping wouldn't smell, but does. By calling it a 'love puff', you hope to maintain some level of cuteness and overcome the curse of the bad smell that threatens to ruin an otherwise romantic moment.
by megatea November 09, 2006

A description for one who has superior intellect and utilizes their abilities to outwit any opponent in a competition.
In January 2000, W.W.E. professional wrestler, Triple H, (Hunter Hearst Helmsley) had dubbed himself "The Cerebral Assassin", which implied that he was simply smarter than the other wrestlers.
by Gaijin-Ronin September 05, 2006
