Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.

That's what's up, or thats what we/i should do. Can also be said as "that's not the move"

To approach someone in a disrespectfull way or to confront someone and question them.

A loud, drawn-out, angsty goodbye that interrupts the party; the opposite of an Irish goodbye

Chicago slang, means to be in agreement with something

Stop trying to make it happen.
It's not going to happen.

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.