Cosbiesque

Cos•bi•esque
Predators behaving as if they are old, fragile, wholesome or feeble so as not to be held accountable for their actions.

Harvey Weinstein crawled into the courthouse very cosbiesque with a walker and orthopedic shoes but we all know that monster is vying for sympathy.

by Peaceforus4ever January 06, 2020

deadass

peep 1: you robbed his bike? ...naahhh..
peep 2:im dead ass.

by chimpy August 28, 2004

The date used for something that will never happen

I'll be sure to get that report done... by Nevuary.

by Joe191919 November 04, 2007

Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)

My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate with him at all times...just in case.

by Bloodied Shadow May 21, 2018

the one mutant french fry that's freakishly long in comparison to all the other fries in the bag

by Andrion November 01, 2003

(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.

"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."
"Ah."

by Mrdddddddddddddddddd December 28, 2005

The texting way of being sarcastic. Google "Spongebob Sarcasm Meme" for an example.

Idiot on the internet: Why is everyone typing in alternating caps.
Internet: WhY Is eVeRyOnE TyPiNg iN AlTeRnAtInG CaPs.

by mshaw43 June 19, 2019