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New normal

The current state of being after some dramatic change has transpired. What replaces the expected, usual, typical state after an event occurs. The new normal encourages one to deal with current situations rather than lamenting what could have been.
Housing costs plummeting is the new normal.

Having less discretionary income after the stock market crash is the new normal.
She expected to be saddened by his departure and accepted her feelings as the new normal.
Spending less on entertainment is the new normal during economic downturns.
Now that the baby was born, having less free time was the new normal for the new parents.
by earlysnowdrop September 23, 2009
mugGet the New normalmug.

shineboxing

1. The act of insulting someone via a reference to an embarrassing event in their past. The term was popularized by a scene in "Goodfellas" in which Billy Batts admonishes Tommy DeVito for his subservient childhood job by exclaiming "go home and get your f**kin shinebox."
2. Attacking someone for previous shameful actions, giving the impression said acts are indelible.
Mike opted to avoid attending his high school reunion, knowing they'd remember his loss of bladder control in gym class and be shineboxing him all night.
by wordsmif August 25, 2010
mugGet the shineboxingmug.

Cuomosexual

In love with competent, reassuring governance by a leader who uses complete sentences and displays common sense during a pandemic.
After watching today's New York State pandemic news conference, I officially identify as a cuomosexual. (
h/t Randy Rainbow)
by Civilly Right April 6, 2020
mugGet the Cuomosexualmug.
A day on April 28th, where you tell all your fake friends you don't want to be friends with them, because, their fake.
"Hey Marcus, It's national drop fake friends day so be gone thot"
by ligmalake May 30, 2018
mugGet the national drop fake friends daymug.

Maskhole

Assholes who don’t wear masks publicly during the Coronavirus/COVID 19 Pandemic. Especially common in NYC and usually of a certain perceived privaledge and political party(GOP).
That fucking MASKHOLE rolled up behind us like a Stealth Bomber as we were getting off the ferry on 34th street. Running and coughing, spreading that Rona all over the back of our necks. Not a mask or bandana in sight!
by StayGoldJGold April 26, 2020
mugGet the Maskholemug.

nah bitch

What you say to someone when you agitated and they say something stupid.
Homie: Bruh let's go down to the club and get some booty for the night

You: I ain't feelin it cuz

Homie: Nigga You never feelin anything c'mon

You: Nah bitch
by Lobo Red LA April 4, 2016
mugGet the nah bitchmug.

take several seats

When someone is doin' too much (or trying to hard) and just need to sit down somewhere and be quiet because they sound stupid.
Becky: *puts relaxer in her hair*
Becky: *is now bald*
Becky: I just wanted my hair to be straight
...Take several seats
by 😐😐😐😐 January 17, 2018
mugGet the take several seatsmug.

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