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teahadist

Agitated racist who masks their racism with opposition to progressive governmental policy and believes that political disturbances and threats/delivery of domestic terrorism is an appropriate approach to achieving political change.
Did you hear of the teahadists who shattered the windows of Congressional offices belonging to Congress members who supported RomneyCare-Plus?
by 21st Century Soothsayer April 3, 2010
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11,780

1. “I just need to find 11,780 votes.” -Pres. Trump to GA Sec of State in infamous 25th amendment violation worthy phone call, released by WaPo frickin YESTERDAY
2. Amount of votes Joe Biden won Georgia by in the 2020 Presidential Election
3. Wouldn’t it be weird if the run-off senate vote in Georgia were contested?
by NastyWomyn January 5, 2021
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Coup Clutz Clan

The group of Senators, Representatives, lawyers, and others who have teamed up to attempt to overturn the election of Joe Biden in favor of Donald Trump.
I wonder if Marco Rubio is going to join the Coup Clutz Clan?
by Danimal1974 January 4, 2021
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Schrödinger's Douchebag

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Watch out, Susie! That guy is Schrödinger's Douchebag, he’ll trap you in a thought-experiment without your consent!
by Sickomonster December 24, 2020
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app parkour

When you’re manic af and jump from app to app on your phone like you’re Spiderman
I burned 0 calories today doing app parkour! Sick
by Sickomonster December 23, 2020
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Christmas

A wonderful time when somebody breaks into your house and eats your cookies, whilst replacing the food with presents. <3
"Look! It's Christmas! I wonder if the happy chubby dude left me any presents!!"
by ramen child December 6, 2016
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Bible

An extremely over-rated fictional book used by fascists to oppress gay people.
"The bible clearly hates what you are and threatens you with death simply because you happen to be gay and not straight, son. So because the bible says I must hate what you are, then I'm going to do just that."

"The bible tells me to hate the sin and love the sinner. That means I hate that you're not straight like I am, but I still love you."

"Just change your sexuality and you won't be hated and oppressed. Just be straight for God. Reading the bible should help you make up your mind.", says the ignorant airhead who doesn't realize that any sexuality is fixed and set in stone.

"Unlike black people, you can hide your sexuality by keeping your mouth shut about it and not being in public with your boyfriend while kissing or holding hands. You're sexuality can stay in your bedroom. As long as you don't reveal your sexuality verbally or physically, you're safe. ", says the bible-thumping toxic masculine moron readily assuming his son and any other male to be gay.
by Aroraklypse October 2, 2020
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