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Heart Horny

Horny for love, not really for sex, just for someone to cuddle with and love you unconditionally. a feeling that occurs when you a haven't been in a relationship/haven't been in one for awhile.
"idk, just felt really heart horny yesterday."
"wdym?"
"just, wanted to have someone, idk."
by thebroshow December 3, 2018
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Maskfishing

The phenomenon where a person appears to be more attractive because they are wearing a facemask.
"I thought this guy was totally cute but then he took his facemask off and I can see that he was maskfishing"
by trustfundsandpunishers July 31, 2020
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Minnesota Goodbye

The act applying to most Minnesotants while visiting others in which, when one person has to leave, they proceed to talk for another hour, then the departing party is walked to the front door, where they talk for another hour, then the departing party gets walked to their car while the host family talks to them through the car window for an hour, and finally the departing couple SLOWLY departs down the drive, yelling back & forth with the host family.
The couple from Texas was extremely irritated by the Minnesota Goodbye they received while visiting their distant relatives.
by Jordan has Skills July 29, 2006
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Going Flat

Going Flat refers to a brave woman who decides not to have reconstructive surgery after a mastectomy in our boob-obsessed world.
"Oh Brad , stop your fucking whining because you won't be able to caress my breasts or roll your tongue around my hardened nipples and titty fuck me since I am going flat . I couldn't stand having your belly on my face , while your trying to use my tits as a Gutenberg Press on your cock and shooting your wod on my neck anyway. "
by EelNotRub August 30, 2016
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California Sober

To abstain from all drugs except marijuana and alcohol.
"No thanks," Jane said as Paul racked up lines of cocaine, "I'm California Sober this month."
by CPaigeS December 10, 2016
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Throat Goat

The title you give someone who gives the best oral sex you've ever had in your life.
Friend: why do you still talk to that girl?
Me: because shes the throat goat..
by LetsGetPizzaPlz May 25, 2019
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Pashmam

Persian slang, Used when so surprised, or terrified; something like "omfg" or "holy shit" in English

Literally means "oh my wool"! (Pashm (wool) is a metaphor for body hair.)

Originally used as "pashmam rikht!" means "my body hair fell off (because i was too shook)!"
When i first saw him i was like "pashmam!". He was looking so gorgeous!

Bro pashmam! Did u hear the news?
by ShinnTheHuman August 14, 2018
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