Urban Dictionary

Direct line to Jesus

The feeling of being overworked, underappreciated and like you don't exist to others during the holidays while in actuality the season's success depends on you.

The sense of being 3 feet small when others would view you in high stature if they realized all you do to make the holiday's happen.

pants you where during the holidays so you can eat tons of food

Another way of saying "see you later". Can be abbreviated to TTFN, but there isn't much point if it still has the same number of syllables.

A rogue, or bounder. A cad is a man who is aware of the codes of conduct which seperate a gentleman from a ruffian, but finds himself unable to quite live up to them. Cads are quite capable of disguising themselves as good chaps for some time, only revealing their true nature in circumstances of particular stress or temptation. Others embrace their caddishness whole-heartedly and delight in behaving in a manner which is, to be quite frank, not cricket.

They are certainly intelligent, educated, often cultured and frequently very witty, but, alas, are simply unreliable.

When you have sex in barn, and a grazing cow stands there and watches you.

Common slag used within the gay community. Reacting with an extreme facial expression, to the point where it might make your face crack.