schlep

A long and tiresome walk.
Origin: Yiddish.
It's a bit of a schlep from here to the shop.
by Jono March 27, 2005
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Cuck chair

That single chair in a hotel room that’s always somehow facing the bed.
Me and my wife really liked his vibe so we took him back to our hotel room and I sat in the cuck chair and watched.
by Tcrain1017 June 05, 2021
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decorative gourd

THE most useless thing known to man. have you even heard of a decorative gourd? bet you haven't. bet you have seen one. but why do they exist.
person 1: *shows friend picture of a decorative gourd* decorative gourd.
person 2: thats what those are? ive seen those before. what are they used fo-... oh... bruh.
by Xbox name is LarryTheM0bster September 23, 2020
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Zugzwang

German word for "compulsion to move." Zugzwang is a term used in chess when it's your turn to move a piece, but regardless of where you move, you will be at a disadvantage. In other words Zugzwang is when you need to move, but you don't want to because of the terrible conditions.
Dude: So what? Are you going to introduce to her and at least try to get her number?

Shy guy: I want to, but she's with all her friends, and that's kind of embarrassing.

Dude: You know you won't see her again until summer's over.

Shy guy: Shit, I hate being in zugzwang!
by PokarFace June 27, 2010
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Gashte Ershad

A specific kind of police force in Iran that roughly translates to "morality police". They are corrupt to the core and should not exist. The term can also be used as a curse word since they are all nasty little shits.
-hey that's Gashte Ershad!

-yes they are. Let's beat the shit out of them.
by RISEN474AZ September 19, 2022
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sext-husband

A husband that was divorced because they got caught sexting another person.
My sext-husband keeps trying to text me but doesn't realize that's why I divorced him.
by JJ💔LOVE May 15, 2022
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Federize

To completely dominate another player in any sport or game, particularly in tennis. Originates from Roger Federer, the master of Federization
1) Jeff: Man, I just federized this n00b in Call of Duty

2) Bob: Andy Murray just got federized
by Etando January 31, 2010
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