broccoli head

broccoli heads are guys, usually in highschool, they are a form of local

trademark broccoli features include:

-undercut with curly hair, resembling a broccoli stalk
-almost exclusively wearing the colors red, black and white
-smokes weed, skips class
-sags pants
-jordans and af1s
-loves the brand true religion

-posts screenshots of rappers with vague borderline sadboy quotes on their snap story
-obsessed with trying to be hypermasculine
“ohgodohfuck look, a patch if broccoli heads, i gotta get out of here before they try to sell me a crusty dab pen.”
by iyatowa April 03, 2019
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ChadGPT

A "ChadGPT" is the Chad who's always using Chat-GPT to think for him and always swears it was his idea. ChadGPT always uses ChatGPT to sound smart in conversations, but in reality, he has no real intelligence or original thoughts of his own. He uses ChatGPT for Tinder, to argue with Turbo Tax customer support, for his grad school thesis and at every occasion to sound casually superior to everyone he encounters from morning til midnight... especially at the afters.
"ChadGPT thinks he's Jeff Bezos ever since he started posting 'How to Sell Anything on Amazon' tips on TikTok that he just ripped from ChatGPT."
by ChadGPT January 12, 2023
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Netflix Curse

Netflix’s new docuseries “Break Point,” which was released two days before first-round matches at the Australian Open, profiles the next generation of champion tennis players.

The “Netflix Curse” theory tries to make sense of the fact that NONE of the show's players, who have all featured in the world's top 10 at some point in their careers, have made it to the quarterfinals.
The Netflix Curse got my favorite player Maria Sakkari…who am I going to root for at the Australian Open now??
by softfooddiet January 23, 2023
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Blinkerton

When you are hitting your vape for a long amount of time causing the safety draw light on it to blink. Similar to the world blinker
Brad: Yo bro, this week has been stressing me out, give me the chooch
Chad: Aight bro here
*after 5 straight seconds of hitting the chooch*
Brad: Bro I’m in blinkerton rn
by That guy who makes stuff up November 01, 2022
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Government Cheese

A BIG, HARD MASS; A BLOCK OF ORANGE-YELLOW PROCESSED "USDA CHEESE FOOD" ISSUED BY "DA GUBMENT" United States GOVERNMENT to aid needy families by supplementing their food resources. Used for making Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and Macaroni & Cheese but ALSO CAUSES severe, bowel obstructing constipation, silent but deadly stinky gas, and / or "the runs" diarrhea in those who are lactose intolerant.
I just got some Government Cheese, but I'm not gonna make a grill cheese sandwich cause it gave me the runs last time I ate it.
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Egg-sucking dog

A dog that eats eggs out of a hen house. Such a dog is considered low down and no damn good. A scoundrel or nefarious person can also be called and egg-sucking dog. Reference Johny Cash's song "Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog".
My neighbor Billy is an egg-sucking dog. He took a box of Girl Scout cookies and didn't pay for them.
by benboy73 March 06, 2018
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Margarita Toe

A sexual act in which one lathers thier lover's big toe in saliva. They then proceed to sprinkle salt on the big toe so that the salt sticks. Next, one sqeezes a lime in thier mouth and starts sucking on the salty, yummy big toe. This is a Margarita Toe. Bueno!
Bro, I gave Bella a Margarita Toe and I can't go back.
by Lukely March 15, 2019
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