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Pitchslap

Sliding into someone’s DMs with an unsolicited business proposal or service offer. Connecting with someone under false pretences in order to pitch them your service or product. A bait and switch.
I scheduled a coffee date with this girl to catch up and she pitchslapped me with her marketing templates for my business.
by Business Blasphemer October 20, 2025
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Freegan

Somebody who abstains from contributing to the economy and salvages society's wasted food and resources rather than purchase more themselves. Often pertains to a VEGAN (somebody who doesn't eat/wear animal products) who only makes exceptions when dealing with otherwise wasted items.
Tom taught me that as a freegan, he would much rather grab bagels out of the dumpster of a bakery instead of purchasing them himself, because he thinks it's a shame how much perfectly good bread places like that waste everyday.
by two-forty June 14, 2002
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Nussy

Folds in an elderly white man’s neck when pinched with a collared shirt and tie to resemble female genetalia
Did you see the cover of Time magazine, and Trump’s nussy on full display?
by Stocazzo111 October 18, 2025
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Twinkfoot

A twink who also happens to be tall and hairy.
Twinkfoot over there looks good but he needs to get his shit waxed
by nealo123 October 15, 2025
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Mar-A-Lago Face

The face of a woman who has been "enhanced" through plastic surgery, most notably to increase their lips and cheeks to cartoonish proportions, often accompanied with Botox.
Lauren Sanchez sure looks different since she got with Jeff Bezos.
Yeah, she's one procedure away from Mar-A-Lago face.

What the hell happened to Kimberly Guilfoyle?
Since getting with Don Jr., she's had some work done and now has Mar-A-Lago face.
by anonymous October 17, 2025
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malaka

1.a.) The Greek word for "wanker" usually used in a friendly manner between people that are good friends (thus eliminating the possibilities of misunderstanding the meaning and/or starting a fight) or b.) for abusive purposes,aka in english: "asshole".

2. A type of cheese that is made only in the Greek island of Krete
1.a.) Hello "malaka"! b.) Get outta here you "malaka",before i...

2. Pass the malaka,it's very tasty!
by Manolis December 30, 2006
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Fork found in kitchen

A slang term for a news report that is painfully obvious. Used sarcastically.
Person A: Hey! Didja hear about the news?
Person B: About that celebrity? Yeah, breaking news, fork found in kitchen.
by BurritoBoi With An I October 5, 2023
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