scrompled

totally messed up; not functioning as originally intended

i went to try and fix her computer problem, but her pc is scrompled.

scrompled by PAZUZUDEMON December 25, 2008

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.

Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019

Scrombled 

Scrombling is the severe action of beckoning inconsistent developments in the area of the mind. Side effects of being scrombled are: Experience of dust, vast energies, insight into the illusory nature of self, big jug hot cheese, satellites crashing into your house killing you instantly, and entities in your room at night.

Ow oof my absolute head - i think i've been scrombled !

Scrombled by Shrimpus October 11, 2018

scrambled beg on toast 

when someone is attention seeking on social media

Omg her picture of in hostpital is so scrambled beg on toast

scrambled beg on toast by MitchellR457 June 18, 2017

scrambled ginger

Used to call someone a nigger because “ginger” rearranged is nigger. This term can also be used to describe a black ginger.

See him? Yes, the brown carrot top over there. He’s a scrambled ginger.

scrambled ginger by Blackgingie March 2, 2020

Making Scrambled Eggs 

Intercourse resulting in pregnancy; The mixing of male sperm and female eggs, causing a fetus to form.

"Did you hear that Brad And Stacey where making scrambled eggs last week?"

"Yep! It must have been a real shock to Stacy's parents when they found out she was pregnant"

Making Scrambled Eggs by SlavicLegs June 23, 2020

Strompled 

To trample over like a herd of elephants. Mixed between the words "stomped" and "trampled".

That French Test strompled all over me.

Strompled by shnah February 5, 2010