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White on the outside, yellow on the inside. A whiter person who wants to be asian.
Guy 1: "Hey Steve, what're you up to?"

Guy 2: "Nothing much, Jason. Just listening to my new JPop import CDs, making myself a light snack of rice and sashimi, reorganizing my Hello Kitty collection, stealing my neighbor's satellite feed to get TVJapan, looking through a few Honda and Nissan auto brochures, and talking with my girlfriend who's visiting her parents over in Hong Kong. Same ol', same ol."

Guy 1: "Eh... that's kind of stupid."

Guy 2: "Nani?! Baka yarou ja nai desu ne!!"

Guy 1: "...What?"

Guy 2: "Omoide aishiteiru genki desu ne!!"

Guy 1: "Speak English, you pasty white cracker. Do you even know what the fuck you're saying?"

Guy 2: "Sorry, sorry... I sometimes slip back into speaking Japanese when I'm angry."

Guy 1: "You don't even fucking speak Japanese!"

Guy 2: "What? Of course I do! It's a part of my heritage."

Guy 1: "Your heritage? You're a fucking redheaded white guy who's lived in fucking Nebraska his entire life! Stop being such a fucking Egg and accept the fact that you aren't Asian, let alone Japanese."

Guy 1: "Itadakimasu, you gaijin baka-chan."

Guy 2: "Say that stupid shit again and I'll punch you in the throat."
by Eat a Bag of Hell May 07, 2003
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An egg is a New Zealand slang word for someone who is acting like a dumbass, clown or an idiot. However it is used as a nicer way of saying such things. A recent Kiwi movie called "Boy" uses this word several times. It also could be used instead of saying dick. "stop being a dick, bro"
Stop being an egg, bro
by RohamaNz July 10, 2010
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I just realised that egg is a NZ term. It is a very common insult not an overly harsh one. Your pretty much saying the other person is stupid. When I was little I would say your an egghead. Now everyone just says your an egg.
Stop being an egg! Your an egg.
by suckakumara October 11, 2011
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Christ, what is wrong with you people ? An egg is an egg. A conjugating cell which unites with another of like or unlike character to form a new individual.
Most talked about is the chicken's egg, usually white or brown in colour and shaped like an oval with a fat end. Alot of people eat them, but vegans don't eat them.
And people who don't like them don't eat them either.
Fred: What is that ?
Tom: It's an egg !
by Art Vandelay March 13, 2003
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Overweight russian who rarely bathes or changes his clothes for weeks on end causing an extremely strong body odor.

Slang term from the Brighton Beach/Sheepshead Bay area of Brooklyn, NY.
That Dubinsky is such an egg.
by Jimmy Nicholson November 14, 2005
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white on the outside, yellow on the inside.
a wanna be asian.
keith is an egg.
"my kimono is too long. Damn im such an egg"
by England June 04, 2005
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A place where baby chickens come from.
They all just hatched from the eggs this morning
by Anonymous July 29, 2003
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