white squiggly liquid which causes your life to be ruined when reaches womans egg

Most of you are describing semen. Sperm is the male reproductive cell (the tadpole thing), semen refers to the ejaculate, which has sperm in it.

a bad ass tadpole that's gotta be corralled in a rubber

Baby maker!

Street slang for penis pudding.

Something really fun to play with during sex, especially right after giving a blow-job and it's still in your mouth.

Sperm are little squiggly cells that fly out of your helmet during any form of sex or masturbation due to rapid muscle contractions. Sperm can fertilise the womans egg making a fetus that is born as a "baby". Sperm are good, do not keep them too hot or they'll die.