schnarque 

To penetrate one anally without consent, much to the recipient's surprise and dismay.

"She was entirely too loose, so i schnarqued her for my own personal gain."

schnarque by andrew k. January 31, 2005

schnargle 

A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.

Look at that schnargle showing everyone her breasts; she nearly threw up on herself!

schnargle by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008

schnarple 

A schnarple is the result of a habit where a piece of 8 1/2" x 11" paper is VERY tightly rolled diagonally into a cylinder. The top 3/7ths is then folded over, bitten with the teeth to crunch down into place and flattened. The top 1 1/2" is then folded over and bitten down and so on until it is folded into a rectangle approximately 1/2" x 2". The creator soon after usually grabs another piece of paper to start again.

A word originally coined circa 2000 by Caleb at CCS, Roseville, CA to describe the classroom creations of then seventh grader, C2010 Joel CS04 USAFA. A habit done by Joel when he is bored, stressed, nervous, listening to a lecture, playing table games, or working on a term paper. Similar to those who pop gum, crack knuckles, twirl hair, or doodle.

Annoying to those (typically teachers, parents, or roommates) who encounter schnarples usually left lying on the floor, around desks (including the CQ), or on tables. Sometimes collected and saved in bottom drawers and in scrapbooks. Annoyance is further compounded when the creator takes unused paper instead of scrap paper that family members have saved explicitly for this purpose.

An example of a schnarple is given in the first paragraph.

schnarple by C. Garbe December 25, 2007

schnarvendargen 

a word used when you don't know what to say.

it is what it is.

mel: what do you wanna do?
vince: you wanna go schnarvendargen?
mel: yee, letsgo.

schnarvendargen by melsababe May 11, 2011

schnarglefuss 

An exclamation used in conjunction with a a strong emotional or possibly physical reaction. Feelings can be positive or negative. It is used most often when no other word seems to adequately describe intense feelings.

Bob: SCHNARGLEFUSS!!!

Jane: What?

Bob: My penis just fell off!

schnarglefuss by beckaelisabeth May 6, 2009

Madame La Snarque 

A blogger whose main way of communicating is to avoid facts by making snide remarks and personal attacks, rather than debating facts.

Carla is Madame La Snarque at BO.

Madame La Snarque by Lord Beaverbrook December 24, 2009

schnarble 

An invisible bitey creature, that makes a person believe they are actually being bitten. Very sneaky.

I was just sitting on the chair and something bit me! Theres a schnarble lurking around.

schnarble by atticusthatacus February 22, 2011