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An awesome status on instant messaging services like AIM and Facebook chat that allow you appear offline in order to leave an awkward conversation or hide from someone but still remain online.
xxblablablaxx - We need to talk.
dudeguyman - Hold on i have to go take my grandma to the vet.
*changes status to invisible*
**dudeguyman has logged off**
by punkisdeadcv December 23, 2009
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What every person in the world sometimes wishes to become.
I wish I could be invisible a least for a while. That way, I could enter everywhere without paying and listening to people's chats without being noticed.
by Urban_Fellow July 10, 2006
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1. Not visible; unseen

2. (Espec. in Iraq) Weapons of Mass Destruction.
1. I can't see you. Are you invisible?
by ieatmako June 19, 2004
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Unable to be seen.
I can't see it; is it invisible?
by Trilogy August 17, 2003
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Used to refer to something or someone which is conspicuously missing.
There was invisible happy at the funeral.

by Claire the Pear September 20, 2008
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U can't see him (I.e. Is invisible) john cena cant see him cant see me
by Dumpythewhale October 12, 2015
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something you say after you fart (may be smelly)
*fart* ..."INVISIBLEEEEE"
by urmomsuckscockinhell November 09, 2005
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