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impervious 

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not permitting penetration or passage; impenetrable, incapable of being injured or impaired:
The coat is impervious to rain, wear, and tear.
impervious by Dani W June 16, 2008

Impervious 

When applied to girls: the quality of being unaware of - or otherwise unaffected by - blatant perving.
Gavin: (staring at Karen's breasts) Wow you have beautiful eyes.
Karen: Aw, you're so sweet.
Onlooker: Karen is totally impervious.
Impervious by PearlFly January 28, 2013

imperviousness to tanks 

The inability to be killed or harmed by the means of a tank or other large war machine designed to destroy
Fred, having an imperviousness to tanks, simply walked infront of it.

implotious 

the insidious amount of wasted time & resources squandered by person or persons, to invade and tarnish ones person.
It was ruled an implotious attempt to ruin my life, the Supreme Court magistrate threw it out.
implotious by Trickglock1 October 1, 2020

imposvious 

Something that is (or is accused of being) both impossible and obvious.
"Your research finding is something we already know and I don't believe your study's results. It's imposvious!"
imposvious by Gelo Darb February 1, 2021

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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